Total Medals Earned: 900 (From 135 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,595 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/250 points)
Finish level 7 with a clock that has at least 20 seconds remaining.
Finish level 4 with a clock that has at least 30 seconds remaining.
Finish level 2 with a clock that has at least 25 seconds remaining.
Finish level 1 with a clock that has at least 30 seconds remaining.
Finish level 3 with a clock that has at least 15 seconds remaining.
Finish level 5 with a clock that has at least 10 seconds remaining.
Finish level 6 with a clock that has at least 40 seconds remaining.
Finish all levels with the clock.
Finish all levels without using a candle.
Find level 8.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/500 points)
Reach difficulty level 5!
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Medals Earned: 4/16 (100/500 points)
You restored 1000 health points.
You made 1000 Kills
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You restored 10000 health points.
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/350 points)
Save the Sunny Woods from its evil presence.
Save the Snowy Woods from its evil presence.
Collect the last 2 gold medals in the secret level.
Collect at least 18 gold medals.
Save the Gloomy Woods from its evil presence.
Collect at least 36 gold medals.
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 9/32 (110/600 points)
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/155 points)
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.